About

Hey, I’m James, and I’m just a guy from California.  I don’t surf, and that’s because I don’t live close to a beach.  For those that wouldn’t know…that’s just how it is–we don’t all surf.  In fact, stop asking us if we surf.  It’s like foreigners asking us why we love Bush so much.  Even though there are people who love him, I can put down my life to bet that nowhere near all of the nation does.  We’re not all gay, either.